That awesome feeling after getting your teeth cleaned.
I’ve pulled it off again. I managed to convince my dentist that I actually floss. And now that my teeth were just cleaned, I’m good to go for another 6 months. I might pay for this in the long run, but I heard from the internet that flossing benefits are inconclusive. And, just like this blog, everything you read is completely true. Because it’s from the internet.
Whether or not your dentist is gullible (or blind) enough to believe that you actually floss, you can’t beat the feeling of that just-came-from-the-dentist tooth polishing.
PS- Your dentist knows you’re lying too.